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FingerFitMD is the only physician directory that ranks doctors by glove ring size, because when it comes to prostate exams, circumference is a conversation starter.
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Why FingerFitMD exists
Michael M. turned fifty, picked the wrong doctor, and invented this site on the drive home.
I should not have studied the man's history. I should have asked for his ring size before I ever booked the appointment.
I turn 50 next week, so I finally decided to be responsible and schedule a checkup. I spent hours reading doctor bios and picked a man whose father was a dairy veterinarian. If anyone understands how I mistreat my body, I thought, it's this guy. Smart cookie. Thorough, too: PSA labs and a hands-on prostate exam.
It wasn't until I was bent over his table that the flaw in my logic became obvious. Why would I trust someone who watched his dad rectally palpate cows and thought, "You know what, people"?
FingerFitMD is the million-dollar idea I came up with on the drive home. Know before you go. Ring size matters. You're welcome, Colorado.